Adult Blogger: BUSTY SOLOS didn't show, I'd be chided as the biggest sissy around the water cooler at work. If I did go, I figured I'd try to corner Martha in a cabana or someplace. At least she didn't work with me. My dad always used to say, "Never shit where you eat." I thought he was disgusting at the time. Now I realize that by "shit" he meant "do shit," and that by "where you eat" he meant at office parties, family picnics, weddings, funerals.... all the places where doing shit would be the most fun but get me in the most trouble.
I arrived to what was really a beautiful tableau. My Alice was stretched out naked on the diving board, her breasts dangling like two pears, her surprisingly shaved pussy just pouting out from between her legs. She smiled and bit her lip. "The brownies were great. Where were you?" She dipped one toe into the pool and I almost fainted with desire. But Alice was off limits if I had any brains in my head.
