Adult Blogger: ANAL HELL breath mints everyone; only 10 minutes remaining until 2007. Yes I know, not everyone wants to kiss everyone, but in this house on New Years Eve, when you've been drinking, everyone is sexy and requires a good long kiss. Does everyone hear me" called out Cora the hostess. Laughing, the 40 or so invited neighbors began sucking on the mints, and slowly started prematurely hugging one another. Even some of the guys hugged other guys. Seeing as everyone was pretty good and drunk, not a soul cared.
"Two minutes until the New Year, does anyone else need a breath mint? Remember what I said, everyone looks sexy tonight" yelled out Cora.
"Yeah, yeah I know I know I'm so sexy. I'm sexy uh huh that's right I'm sexy" I said. Knowing my history at this party everyone got a kick out of the comment. "Who's first in line" I yelled out.
Nobody responded. I wondered if I was full of myself and nobody wanted to kiss me. "Anyone want a hug then?"
Nobody responded. "Okay what's up with that" I thought. The clock struck midnight and everyone was kissing everyone else, but not me, I didn't get any action right away. Usually I get some lip action, hugging action right away.